non-wiper 

this is a sizable poo which when you go to wipe, leaves no trace on the toilet roll. Also known as the 'phantom' or 'clean-break' the elusive 'non-wiper' is a real treat when you come across it.

'mate, did the best non-wiper earlier...feeling pretty fresh now'

phantom poo

non-wiper by hellohello12345 January 24, 2012

non-wiper 

Someone who is so fat that it is physically impossible for them to reach their arse for the purposes of wiping up after a dump. Their arms just aren't long enough to reach around, across, under or through the mounds of lard.
Their arms typically bounce up and down on the mounds of lard as they waddle along.

Look at that - there's a non-wiper if I ever saw one. How does he clean up??

non-wiper by Barnsider September 3, 2010

non the wiser 

When sb is not in the known.

- I got sb to forge the paint and the buyers ar non the wiser.

non the wiser by Im anonymous:) February 4, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022