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non-wiper

this is a sizable poo which when you go to wipe, leaves no trace on the toilet roll. Also known as the 'phantom' or 'clean-break' the elusive 'non-wiper' is a real treat when you come across it.

'mate, did the best non-wiper earlier...feeling pretty fresh now'

phantom poo

by hellohello12345 January 24, 2012