A cross between a stumble and a hurry-up. The effort made by people when trying to give the impression of hurrying up while walking without actually speeding up. It typically involves exaggerated leg movement, perhaps an attempted skip or two and an apologetic half grin while maintaining the same forward speed. Used a lot by people crossing the road in traffic.
by Barnsider November 26, 2007
Someone who is so fat that it is physically impossible for them to reach their arse for the purposes of wiping up after a dump. Their arms just aren't long enough to reach around, across, under or through the mounds of lard.
Their arms typically bounce up and down on the mounds of lard as they waddle along.
Their arms typically bounce up and down on the mounds of lard as they waddle along.
by Barnsider September 03, 2010
Hey Jim, you look rough this morning. Did you have a late night?
Yeah, I was packing my bag 'til 2 am.
Yeah, I was packing my bag 'til 2 am.
by Barnsider March 21, 2008
by Barnsider March 19, 2008
The elbow of exceptionally fat persons. The elbow is bestowed with so much fat that when the arm is straight ( and in extreme circumstances when bent) that it looks like a baby's arse half way up the arm.
by Barnsider September 03, 2010
After studying the a la carte menu for several minutes deciding to opt for the loser chicken. Usually accompanied by an 'L' formed by the thumb and forefinger and placed on the forehead.
by Barnsider June 22, 2006
Trousers or leggings worn by women that are of such a snug fit that the woman's genitalia are clearly defined through the fabric.
by Barnsider June 12, 2007