to me a non girlfriend is a girl who i plan to be with but have not been able to ask her to be mine yet, this can be for many reasons ranging to wrong timing or she wont say yes. to me a non girlfriend is someone i spend each second thinking about and am forced to always talk to her first as i miss her company. to me a non girlfriend is someone who respects me and always puts me ahead of others as i will always do for her, to me a non girlfriend is someone like Jessica who i want to be my real girlfriend <3
1) A girl who you are friends with either to eventually fall in love with or you have been friends for so long you cannot become boyfriend/girlfriend.
2) A girl who is your friend.
I would help you with that, but my non-girlfriend just sent me a text message.
(png bf/gf) Significant other of no particular significance but to:
A.) Approve/disapprove outfits before heading to clubs to hunt for boys/girls
B.) Give advice on what the opposite sex means by texts/non-verbal physical communications
C.) Be up for dinner or a movie at any given moment in the absence of a "real date"
D.) Have long conversations or short funny ones as long as they are amusing or supportive
E.) Approve/disapprove waxing options
F.) Screen all possible hook-ups and/or bootycalls for applicability.....
1. Good lord can you hang out with anyone besides your pseudo-non-gay boyfriend/girlfriend, jeez!
2. What's up with you and your pseudo-non-gay girlfriend/boyfriend! DUDE, come on! They're totally blockin' tonight!
A girl that a guy talks to a lot. The girl and guy must also have a common, good understanding of one another. Finally the pair must both be aware of this relationship status. However, nothing can actually be occurring romantically.
Guy 1: Why are you talking to her all the time?
Guy 2: Oh her? She's just my nongirlfriend-girlfriend.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.