“Non fic” is a laid-back, Southern California spin on saying “this actually happened”—short for non-fiction, but with more sneakers-and-sunset energy. It’s what you drop when something sounds made up but isn’t. Like “no cap” or “deadass,” it signals that the story you’re telling is real—even if it shouldn’t be.
We found a possum in the Uber. No one blinked. Non fic.
“The dude brought his mom to the first date. Non fic.”
“She really booked a flight just to break up with him in person. Non fic.”
“The dude brought his mom to the first date. Non fic.”
“She really booked a flight just to break up with him in person. Non fic.”
by Chriszamora13 July 01, 2025
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