nokba

it means a hole but we use it for asshole

i have hair on my nokba

by wassim nahdi November 26, 2021

nokwanda

A very beautiful and gifted girl. She does not tolerate nonsense and if you have a Nokwanda on your life, you're lucky!

An African name that means growth.

That chick is beautiful, she must be Nokwanda

by Jenn Khan January 10, 2020

nokia 3310

the indestructable phone

Kid: Dad, can I get a new phone

Dad: Yes, once your old one is broken

Kid: But I have a Nokia 3310, I can't break it

Dad: Too bad, trololol

by SomeGuyWithNoLife August 6, 2016

Nokia 3310

An indestructible device, used as a nuclear weapon. It can survive up to 3 decades on 1% battery also it has its own nuclear reactor. One of the only lethal weapons that don't require a licence. It has a flashlight which you can use to torture people. It can outlive you. You cannot destroy it, it has its own gravity force, you can use it as a pickaxe, axe, shovel, sword and anything else. The vibration feature can be used to cause earthquakes. Also, you can play snake on it.

The Nokia 3310 cannot be used in a sentence. It's just too great.

by Chr1s_56 November 3, 2017

nonballs

The area of a neutered male dog, where his balls would be located had he not been neutered.

Guy 1: Dave's dog was just licking his dick, then licked your hand!

Guy 2: pretty sure he was just licking his nonballs, but i'm going to go wash my hands...

by Davester75 August 9, 2012

Kugisaki Nobara

The baddest bitch to ever exist, you cannot top her and thats final.

"Who tf is kugisaki nobara?"
"get tf away from me we cant be friends"

by jjkbrainrot March 16, 2021

Nokiasaurus

The ancient brick-style nokia phones with typical green background lighting and 12 thumb-sized buttons; 0-9, call and reject. They are in danger of becoming extinct, some say there are only 200 left in their natural habitat; in the pockets of the technophobic older generation. Competition from other species which are actually able to send text messages and load Snake is what is beginning to wipe the phones out completely.

Some older Nokiasaurs have aerials but they are mostly just there for decoration since they do not seem to help the clarity of calls.

Steve? Hello... Steve? .... Steve - you're breaking up. .... Steve? .... You're using that Nokiasaurus of yours again, aren't you?

by s.parrow June 22, 2011