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Bonnat chocolate that is melted down and remolded as the most expensive chocolate in the world, with a markup over 1000%. Appealing to those who believe price equals quality. Exposed on dallasfood.org.
Noka chocolate is really expensive, and for no good reason whatsoever. What a ripoff!
noka by Montrealer December 26, 2006
Words you can keep
1. The act of being sarcastic
2. A type of dialogue that can continue for up to 3 minutes and 43 seconds, almost always a joke

it involves one talking constantly from the point of view of someone or a type of person you hate

normally used by controversial/devil's advocate type people who are outwardly neutral and normally make fun of what is popular and people who try not to do whats popular
it consists of talking in a stereotypical douchebag type voice bragging or talking about themselves, the people involved will normally take turns adding to someone else's noka or creating their own

3. A type of friend or acquaintance who has a very gray and bland style of humor and is still somehow one of the funniest people you know
1. Guy 1: I like the jonas brothers sooooooooooooo much
Thing 2: Common don't pull a noka on me

2. You know, schools are like bad and stuff, I mean, what did they ever teach me you know? Those adults man just hate on us kids man. I'm just gonna move to SF and sit on the corner of Haight-Ashbury and play my acoustic guitar, you know listen to some bob marley. Be down with the gays, vote no on prop 8 but for god sake keep them away from me . But I'm cool with the black man and lots of people like obama so I think I'll support him.

Why is nick so funny?
Noka by nateguy December 9, 2008
Related Words
nokay noka Nokai Nokamrua Nokamini nokap Nokah nokaiha Nokama Nokan
saying hi to someone or calling someone a name but saying a so called "cruse word"
what's up Noka

why is he being such a noka
noka by kristina April 8, 2004
A girl with a strong personality. Fun to be around and hyperactive. She's sarcastic and neutral at the same time. She's just awesome
Tanya is such a noka and its so legit!!!
Noka by lazyvaderLazyvader May 12, 2017
A way of saying "okay" when you really don't mean it or don't even agree with it at all.
Bob: "Let's go and see the new »Star Wars» movie!"
Connie: "Nokay."
nokay by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 17, 2021
Purposely combining "No" and "Okay" for the sake of confuse people. It's especially useful when you don't know if you want to agree to something or not.
Person 1: Would you like some soda?
Person 2: Nokay!
Person 1: ...Nokay? So is that a yes or a no?
Person 2: Exactly.
Nokay by Samurai Echidna. November 23, 2017

No ka oi 

Hawaiian phrase for "the best."
Brah 1: This kaukau (food) is da kine!

Brah 2: Yeh, it's no ka oi!
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Cousin: Dis place must be no ka oi for mosquitoes, cuz so many live heah!
No ka oi by Webdude February 28, 2013
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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