Clothes that are so very not cool that even off the wall fashion designers fear them. Famous attire of N. S. Liggins.
Geoffrey: What is goin' down with yo' threads? Theys nasty!

Stranger #1: Sorry. I can only afford noelyhosen-

Geoffrey: GET OUTTA MAH HOUSE!!
by George Hayward December 3, 2006
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