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noahturtle

It's the term for a guy who lives in Canada and works at a gay strip club and lives on a golf court in his mom's basement and plays destiny 2 on his ps5 that his mommy bought him. He flexes his ps5 to his non existent friends.
Your gamertag being derpyturtle13000 on psn and your name is Noah and you like turtles noahturtle
by Pologisablackmanconfirmedhedat December 7, 2021
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