no where story Share definition Flag A story someone tells that is fucking poitnless and wastes yours and everyone else's time. Huston was telling me about his evening watching movies alone. WTF I don't wanna here another fuckin no where story. no where story by Bubbha April 10, 2012 0 0 Get merch Get the no where story mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch