A really great girl with great legs that doesn't wear pants - ever. She doesn't wear them because she finds them uncomfortable. Some people don't wear pants because it's easier to get laid, but a real No Pants doesn't wear pants because it's what feels right. A real No Pants is a funny, quirky girl. They're unique and hard to find.
Nickname for someone who regularly or consistently loses the coverings of their nether regions after a long night of hard partying, usually the result of a series of poor choices accompanied by the consumption of great amounts of alcohol.
"Must have been some party last night, huh, No Pants?"
Ted: Yo, how is your work from home policy working for you?
Chris: No Pants Month. Digging it. Avoiding the boomer remover and the wife is staying COVIDgilent. Molly and I may actually work on some corona boomers. Wish me luck.
Upon realizing that the bathroom in which you have just taken a deuce is void of toilet paper (TP) one must then preform the No pants shuffle which is a sidestepping manuver with the pants around the ankles towards a source of TP intended to prevent dukie from toutching the undergarments or back of knees. This should preferable be a clandestine and undetectable opperation.
I had to do the no pants shuffle all the way down the hall when my momcaught me.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.