no jam

unfunny, cringey people (usually armys) that live in a world where time is nonexistent and make jokes that are dead

example 1:
girl 1: i wanna be mutuals with @....
girl 2: you dont shes a no jam

example 2:
normal army: wow jungkook looks really attractive here
no jam: oh my jin IKR jungkook oppa is so hot thats why hes my bias
normal army: oh ok my bias is jimin
no jam: HAHAHAHAHA JIMIN HAS NO JAMS

by basicname June 11, 2018

no jam

It means, don't kill still you bastard.

no jam me poring!

by lookatme! February 23, 2003

no jam

if someone says they're gonna do something (normally as a joke) and then you say "no jam" it means they have to do it.

chris - man i should tottaly go pants the principal

james: no jam!

chris- fuuuck man! now i have to!

by dudeimakickyoass April 17, 2011

jam jams

The most bestest pajamas you will ever find. Once you find these one of a kind pajamas you will scream at the top of your lungs using a childish lisp to announce to the world what has just happened.

OH MY GOD! JAM JAMS! I MUST WEAR YOU!!

by rey rey toats mcgoats October 15, 2010

Jam-Jam

A godlike being that is a deity in videogames, and expert in getting tails, has an IQ of at least 300, a fantastic entertainer, and lover of the arts. Apprecaites the finer things in life and is destined to be a wealthly, sexy, and brillant human who will accomplish much in life. He also has a HUGE "Lincoln Log" (if you know what I mean) and farts that smells like the inside of a bakery.

Whoa, it's that big; he's a total Jam-Jam.

by Jamiah January 17, 2008

Jam-jams

(n) 1) a general term for an object or objects substituted for the said object(s)

a shortened version is often "jams"

Person 1: Did you see the game last night?
Person 2: Who didn't see those jam-jams!?

by Rob Ciango November 07, 2006

jam jam

the male genitalia also known as a penis.

Will you show me your jam jam?

by hottie January 13, 2005