unfunny, cringey people (usually armys) that live in a world where time is nonexistent and make jokes that are dead
example 1:
girl 1: i wanna be mutuals with @....
girl 2: you dont shes a no jam
example 2:
normal army: wow jungkook looks really attractive here
no jam: oh my jin IKR jungkook oppa is so hot thats why hes my bias
normal army: oh ok my bias is jimin
no jam: HAHAHAHAHA JIMIN HAS NO JAMS
girl 1: i wanna be mutuals with @....
girl 2: you dont shes a no jam
example 2:
normal army: wow jungkook looks really attractive here
no jam: oh my jin IKR jungkook oppa is so hot thats why hes my bias
normal army: oh ok my bias is jimin
no jam: HAHAHAHAHA JIMIN HAS NO JAMS
by basicname May 31, 2018
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if someone says they're gonna do something (normally as a joke) and then you say "no jam" it means they have to do it.
by dudeimakickyoass March 31, 2011
The most bestest pajamas you will ever find. Once you find these one of a kind pajamas you will scream at the top of your lungs using a childish lisp to announce to the world what has just happened.
by rey rey toats mcgoats October 13, 2010
A godlike being that is a deity in videogames, and expert in getting tails, has an IQ of at least 300, a fantastic entertainer, and lover of the arts. Apprecaites the finer things in life and is destined to be a wealthly, sexy, and brillant human who will accomplish much in life. He also has a HUGE "Lincoln Log" (if you know what I mean) and farts that smells like the inside of a bakery.
by Jamiah January 14, 2008
(n) 1) a general term for an object or objects substituted for the said object(s)
a shortened version is often "jams"
a shortened version is often "jams"
by Rob Ciango November 08, 2006
by hottie January 13, 2005