no head

Car with really bad Asian driver ahead of you. So named cause so short can't see their head above seat

(Spoken to yourself while driving) Of course they cut me off turning into my lane and are now signaling left 10 feet later. It's a no head driving

no head by UrbanoTurbano January 9, 2018

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no head?

When you girl has said no to a BJ leaving you to say "so no head?"

Girl: I don't want to get down in bed
Guy: So no head?
Girl: Yes sadly no head

no head? by FlamingFart8008 June 8, 2022

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No head, no bed

When your asshole roommate is hooking up with a girl and he cant get past first base and you're just really tryna sleep. Shoot him the text: no head, no bed, bro. And he gets the message.

Filip: hey bro i hear kayla's in your bed
Woody:not gettin to far
Filip: no head, no bed bro, i got a test tomorrow.
Woody: gotchu 15 minutes.

No head, no bed by Noheadnobed November 24, 2013

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no head shots

A phrase which is said before a drunk brawl in which no contact is to be made to the head area. Contact to the head after no head shots has been called results in bloody shirts and much laughter.

Jeff called no head shots at least 37 times before he fought Mo and Mo's first hit was a punch to Jeff's nose. Hilarity and stained shirts followed.

no head shots by not jeff rainey December 10, 2008