no cuomo

This phrase is often employed when one accidentally touches someone inappropriately, say while brushing against a coworkers bosom while squeezing past in a crowded elevator, and is used to convey that the inappropriate touch was unintentional.

One should take care that this phrase is not mistaken for "No, Cuomo," which roughly translates to "Please pardon my predatory and inappropriate behavior, for I am of Italian descent and don't know any better."
"I meant to reach for the cellphone in my back pocket but accidentally touched Jim's crotch, so I said 'no cuomo' to let him know it was an accident."
by philottsoraptor August 17, 2021
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no cuomo

Please pardon my sexual assault, for I'm Italian and don't know any better.
I shall be more mindful of my own predatory workplace behavior in the future, but no Cuomo.
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Cuomo

(Verb): To force communism on people, under the premise of it being "for the common good" and that "it's to save Grandma." Named after New York governor Andrew Cuomo.
Nancy Pelosi wants to cuomo this country.

The democrats really cuomoed with the virus.
by Mythcrusher October 01, 2020
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Cuomo

Last night I had Mexican food and many beers and this morning after I had two cups of Joe and a walk I made a giant Cuomo
by Hank Weldon December 30, 2020
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Cuomo

To engage in unwanted sexual advances
That creep totally cuomo’ed his secretary when he kissed her on the lips.
by The Angry Asian March 02, 2021
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Cuomo

Verb. To kill the elderly by intentionally endangering their lives and safety.

Cuomoing, Cuomoed.
The governor of Pennsylvania is also suspected of Cuomoing the elderly during the COVID-19 pandemic. Now leader should ever Cuomo the elderly again.
by ogman February 17, 2021
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Cuomo

Adjective, personal: possessing an overbearing and thuggish demeanor, as well as generally making catastrophically bad decisions.

Derivation: taken from the name of New York's Governor Anthony Cuomo, who caused the deaths of tens of thousands of New Yorkers with "emergency actions" which compromised the most vulnerable population in the state, then threatened constituents into hiding the true death toll, and its cause.
You got a nice setup here, but your boss is a bit Cuomo. I think I'm gonna take a Cruz.
by Thystle February 19, 2021
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