When you are wrong...WRONG...WRONG...WRONG...WRONG...WRO- basically when you say something that is incorrect in front of a Hispanic or African-American person they'll probably correct you and then make you realize how unintelligent you are by saying, "Jokes on you."
European: Shrek Memes are not funny
African-American: *pulls out phone*
Hispanic: *gives the European a you're kidding me look*
African-American: *shows the European a meme of Shrek naked in the shower*
European: huh maybe Shrek memes are funny
African-American and Hispanic together: Jokes on you
Telling a joke and someone taking it seriously but are too embarrassed to admit it, so they try to cover it up with another joke.
Girl #1: OMG that shirt makes you look fat.
Girl #2: It's just the material!
Girl #1: I was just kidding..
Girl #2: Oh, yeah I know; me too.
Girl #1: No joke on joke.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!