Similar to beer goggles, but these goggles are centralized to a school in Roswell New Mexico. Male Cadets will see regularly unattractive females good enough. After attending New Mexico Military Institute the aquisition of said goggles usually occurs anywhere between 1-3 weeks of attendance. The goggles progressively worsen with time spent at the school.
"Bro why did you fuck that ratchet she was a 5 out 10 at best"
"It was the Nmmi goggles man, I thought she was a 7!"
"It was the Nmmi goggles man, I thought she was a 7!"
by Cadet Fuqboi September 7, 2014
Get the nmmi gogglesmug.