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Stands for National Institute Of Technology, Karnataka.
A college in south India, known for its high population of horny dudes. Though the institute houses some of the smartest in the country, the students are known to occassionally do dumb shit like beat up college professors and smoke weed in public.
An NITK bathroom is the only place in the country HAZMAT teams refuse to visit.

No way I'm going to NITK, I'm sex starved enough already.
nitk by Mark H. Tom DL October 31, 2011
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Chalo Nitka 

A festival in the town of Moore Haven that translates to "Big Bass" in some Indian language nobody cares about. Occurs on the first week of March every year since forever.
Consists of showing animals, a kid's day, rodeo, rides, scamming games, food, a parade, and fights. The fights are usually between two drunken hicks.
The only time you can get deep-fried oreos in Moore Haven, and the most exciting thing that happens in Po' Haven all year.
YEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAW, IT'S CHALO NITKA TIME AGAIN! I can't wait to go see that there ro-de-yo! Hand me a Budweiser, Ahern!
Chalo Nitka by Kitsuhime March 16, 2011
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The formal word for when you sack sticks to the side of your leg AKA "batwing" and "cling-on"
"after practice joe nott had a rather large nitkin."
nitkin by pat the kid renehan March 22, 2007
The formal word for when your scrodem sticks to your leg , also known as a "Batwing" or a "Cling-On"
joe has a nitkin after baseball practice because he sweats on his legs
nitkin by jackooo March 21, 2007

Mr. Nitkinas Disorder 

A psychological disorder where you just stop giving a fuck about everything. You become a huge fan of Star Wars, and are proud of it. You begin teaching English Classes at High Schools, mainly because you don't feel like doing something harder. You also become easily side- tracked and talk about much more exciting things than what you teach.
Evan: "Leave me alone, man. I'm going to watch Star Wars and not give a fuck about anything else."

Zach: "Did you get Mr. Nitkinas disorder?"

Evan: "Yeah."
Mr. Nitkinas Disorder by RoxerMan October 28, 2014
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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