nipple mouse

The little mouse controller found on IBM Thinkpads and (at one time) certain Dell laptops. Usually located between the G, H, and B keys.

"What's the point of the nipple mouse anyway?"
"I guess they're running out of good ideas."

by Mister Squishy November 10, 2007

Nipplemoose

An insult commonly used by secondary school goers. Derived from the Latin 'Mous' meaning a mammal with antlers, and 'Nippelus' a body part that no one has get found a use of, therefore making the person it is directed at a big, hairy, useless, imaginary mammal.

Stop being such a Nipplemoose!

by Hazzyyyyy Beckyyy December 13, 2010