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Purple Nipple Clamps 

Clamps, preferably purple, that attach to female, male, or feline nipples. Preferably purple, these delightful toys can cause aforementioned nipples to turn a similar shade of purple in color.
BC got disgruntled when she couldn't remove her purple nipple clamps in time for dinner.
Purple Nipple Clamps by Ishlet August 25, 2008

Nipple Clamp 

A device that typically is composed of 2 clamps with a chain in between.

Used for clamping onto nipples to make them more erect for use in sexual activitys, or in a BDSM environment.
Ouch, I shouldnt have worn those nipple clamps all night long...

the Mistress attached the nipple clamps onto my breasts, and pulled me, subserviantly to the bed.
Nipple Clamp by Tonya Rose May 25, 2004

nipple clamptastic

when something is so amazing, that it is as awesome as a pair of nipple clamps.
"man today has just been a nipple clamptastic day"
"dude, this game is totally nipple clamptastic"

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016