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nipliptical 

A sexual partner used as exercise equipment, specifically for aerobic, standing, rear-entry penetration. To qualify, the penetrator must manipulate his partner's nipples.
co-worker: "Bob, you're looking fit."

Bob: "You bet! It's amazing what 10 minutes a day on my nipliptical does for the glutes."
nipliptical by Bachelor boB May 19, 2007
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nilopher 

Nilopher is the hottest, most amazing and funniest person you will ever meet. You would fancy her as soon as you meet her, it doesn't matter if you're a boy or a girl, she is the most beautiful girl ever. Not only this but she has the best personality you could possibly find, she is kind and caring but also has a great sense of humour. You'd be lucky to breathe the same air as her.
Nilopher is hot, best sex i've ever had.

Nippopolis 

From South Park, "Major Boobage" episode
1. a location reached when cheesing
2. home of the Breastiary
"Hold! You cannot yet caress my daughter's awesome boobage. There is another suitor. This must be decided in the Breastriary in Nippopolis!"
Nippopolis by lollagagger June 15, 2009

niplometer 

A Device used to measure the size of the nipple.
*Not used measure the areola
Honey, will you grab the niplometer so I can get ready for the family reunion
niplometer by G Steele January 5, 2008

Nipplopolis 

1) It's a big nipple

2) It's a person who looks like a big nipple

3) A woman who is a total sex machine who can't pull anyone
She's a nipplopolis and a sex machine
Nipplopolis by nipplepolis bum February 28, 2009

Niglopedia Blacktannica 

A compendium of niggerdom. It is a source of all things nigry! It contains the beginnings and the future of all niggerish actions! It is an essential collection of books for the lighter skinned folk to understand the depth of nigpravity! It also contains ancient and nearly forgotten secret fried chicken recipes......and collards, grits, hog mosh, and all those other nigry foods!
White Person: I'm sure glad that I had my Niglopedia
Blacktannica delivered last week. If it hadn't been I wouldn't have understood what that colored fellow was speaking of. I would've never guessed that "chedda" was a reference to money. LOL!

Dawg, that mo'fuckin Niglopedia Blacktannica makin them white mo'fuckas no wut we be talkin bout.....Nukka!