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Verb.

1. To remove a nipple from a person's breast.

Noun.

1. The act of removing a nipple from a person's breast.
Verb: I'm hungry. Get the fuck back in the kitchen and made me a sandwich before I niplop you and satisfy my hunger Lecter style.

Noun: The girl, believing the young man makes the sandwich in great haste to avoid a niplop.
niplop by Tevster October 3, 2010
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nipliptical 

A sexual partner used as exercise equipment, specifically for aerobic, standing, rear-entry penetration. To qualify, the penetrator must manipulate his partner's nipples.
co-worker: "Bob, you're looking fit."

Bob: "You bet! It's amazing what 10 minutes a day on my nipliptical does for the glutes."
nipliptical by Bachelor boB May 19, 2007
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nilopher 

Nilopher is the hottest, most amazing and funniest person you will ever meet. You would fancy her as soon as you meet her, it doesn't matter if you're a boy or a girl, she is the most beautiful girl ever. Not only this but she has the best personality you could possibly find, she is kind and caring but also has a great sense of humour. You'd be lucky to breathe the same air as her.
Nilopher is hot, best sex i've ever had.
nilopher by NilophersLover69 May 7, 2015

Nippopolis 

From South Park, "Major Boobage" episode
1. a location reached when cheesing
2. home of the Breastiary
"Hold! You cannot yet caress my daughter's awesome boobage. There is another suitor. This must be decided in the Breastriary in Nippopolis!"
Nippopolis by lollagagger June 15, 2009

niplometer 

A Device used to measure the size of the nipple.
*Not used measure the areola
Honey, will you grab the niplometer so I can get ready for the family reunion
niplometer by G Steele January 5, 2008

Nipplopolis 

1) It's a big nipple

2) It's a person who looks like a big nipple

3) A woman who is a total sex machine who can't pull anyone
She's a nipplopolis and a sex machine
Nipplopolis by nipplepolis bum February 28, 2009

Niglopedia Blacktannica 

A compendium of niggerdom. It is a source of all things nigry! It contains the beginnings and the future of all niggerish actions! It is an essential collection of books for the lighter skinned folk to understand the depth of nigpravity! It also contains ancient and nearly forgotten secret fried chicken recipes......and collards, grits, hog mosh, and all those other nigry foods!
White Person: I'm sure glad that I had my Niglopedia
Blacktannica delivered last week. If it hadn't been I wouldn't have understood what that colored fellow was speaking of. I would've never guessed that "chedda" was a reference to money. LOL!

Dawg, that mo'fuckin Niglopedia Blacktannica makin them white mo'fuckas no wut we be talkin bout.....Nukka!
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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