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nipliptical 

A sexual partner used as exercise equipment, specifically for aerobic, standing, rear-entry penetration. To qualify, the penetrator must manipulate his partner's nipples.
co-worker: "Bob, you're looking fit."

Bob: "You bet! It's amazing what 10 minutes a day on my nipliptical does for the glutes."
nipliptical by Bachelor boB May 19, 2007
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nilopher 

Nilopher is the hottest, most amazing and funniest person you will ever meet. You would fancy her as soon as you meet her, it doesn't matter if you're a boy or a girl, she is the most beautiful girl ever. Not only this but she has the best personality you could possibly find, she is kind and caring but also has a great sense of humour. You'd be lucky to breathe the same air as her.
Nilopher is hot, best sex i've ever had.
nilopher by NilophersLover69 May 7, 2015

Nippopolis 

From South Park, "Major Boobage" episode
1. a location reached when cheesing
2. home of the Breastiary
"Hold! You cannot yet caress my daughter's awesome boobage. There is another suitor. This must be decided in the Breastriary in Nippopolis!"
Nippopolis by lollagagger June 15, 2009

niplometer 

A Device used to measure the size of the nipple.
*Not used measure the areola
Honey, will you grab the niplometer so I can get ready for the family reunion
niplometer by G Steele January 5, 2008

Nipplopolis 

1) It's a big nipple

2) It's a person who looks like a big nipple

3) A woman who is a total sex machine who can't pull anyone
She's a nipplopolis and a sex machine
Nipplopolis by nipplepolis bum February 28, 2009

Niglopedia Blacktannica 

A compendium of niggerdom. It is a source of all things nigry! It contains the beginnings and the future of all niggerish actions! It is an essential collection of books for the lighter skinned folk to understand the depth of nigpravity! It also contains ancient and nearly forgotten secret fried chicken recipes......and collards, grits, hog mosh, and all those other nigry foods!
White Person: I'm sure glad that I had my Niglopedia
Blacktannica delivered last week. If it hadn't been I wouldn't have understood what that colored fellow was speaking of. I would've never guessed that "chedda" was a reference to money. LOL!

Dawg, that mo'fuckin Niglopedia Blacktannica makin them white mo'fuckas no wut we be talkin bout.....Nukka!
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
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