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ninstincts 

The instincts of a ninja.
-Yea, I don't get it. I just have mad reflexes and can catch anything without looking.
-Hmmmmmm, your ninstincts probably kick in.
ninstincts by kfultz December 10, 2008
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Nigstinct 

A niggas instict
How did the you know the cops were coming to the party?

Nigga:Im not sure dawg it was just my Nigstinct

nipstincts

Natural instincts as it pertains to deciding whether the nipples of a woman have been airbrushed out of commercial stock photos or not.
(04:37:07 PM) Aaron C.: The top banners. Look at that shirt and tell me there wouldn't be ANY nip.
(04:39:14 PM) Sabrina T.: she might be wearing a bra
(04:39:32 PM) Aaron C.: I trust my nipstincts.
nipstincts by Zenithal February 12, 2010

instincts 

inner sense of self-preservation inherent within creatures in the animal kingdom; sense of right and wrong for human beings that seems to come naturally; natural intuition to respond, sometimes suddenly, to sensory input; initial strong feelings experienced as new information is processed.
The lion is feared throughout the animal kingdom because of its predatory instincts.

My senses aren't tingling at all -- my instincts have failed humanity!

Guy 1: My instincts tell me I should NOT be doing this, but I gotta be strong!
Guy 2: Dude, you're only bench-pressing like 45 pounds!

If teen-aged males trusted their instincts more, they wouldn't say the (too often) famous last words: "Hey, watch THIS!"
instincts by canuck4Jesus February 25, 2010

Spring instincts 

When your body has spring instincts, I.E mating season.

Symptoms include, being more obsessed about babies, sexy time and maternal instincts
Stephanie : idk I don’t usually like him but now he’s all I think about

Taylor: it’s because you got those spring instincts

Streaking lights, loud sounds, and instincts 

The elements that keep [Knuckles} going
Streaking lights, loud sounds, and instincts
Are the elements that keep me going

Paternal Instincts

A man's natural and pre-planned action for the safety and protection of his offsprings.
He immediately jumped in the river to save his daughter from drowning as his paternal Instincts kicked in.
Paternal Instincts by Jaip October 18, 2018
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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