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NinjaKick

Long time rival of SuperPunch. May also kick over buses. Also known as Fatty McPhaterson.
McPhaterson ninja kicked over the Spam Mobile onto SuperPunch
by Jai Blair November 29, 2003
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Ninjakick

He doesn't take no shit from authority.
Ninjakick kicks stuff, a lot.
by ChronoNuriko November 29, 2003
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Ninja Kick

A very powerful, fast, and normally deadly attacking move usually sought out by ninjas in the need of harm to their foe.

To properly perform a ninja kick you must:

1. Step forward with your recessive leg.
2. Lift your dominant leg by the knee.
3. Bring your leg at an angle with power into your target.
4. Say, "Hiya! I'm a ninja!"

You can perform a fake ninja punch and follow up with a ninja kick, but never fake ninja kick and follow up with a ninja punch. Not only is your leg longer than your arm, and you will most likely miss, but punches are weaker than kicks, so your target will experience pain less than what they expected, and that is not the ninja way.
by LWxxDark Wolf July 21, 2009
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ninjatic

("ninge-ATTIC"): Something that was ninja-like; acrobatic, swift, fast, accurate, impressive. Also having 'mad skillz'.
After getting ripped on a case of beer and lighting his papasan on fire, Bo did this totally ninjatic flip over the flaming chair and nearly busted his ass.
by mastaaar September 23, 2005
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Ninjalike

Means for a person who portrays a utter lack in any true ninja like abilities connected to the ninja's and so can be closely discribed as a utter and almost failed example of a ninja.
Person: I have killed this racist without a problem with only my ninja abilities.

Ninja: But sadly in a ninjalike from only using a hammer.

Person: But it was Nick Griffin.

Ninja: Word up on that. *High Five*
by Meta Tam When Hi Non June 8, 2009
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ninjafuck

To have sex in a bunk bed without your bunkmate noticing.
Dude, I ninjafucked this girl last night. My roomie had no idea. I guess he likes being rocked to sleep.
by mizzou22 April 1, 2009
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ninjadick

verb

to stick ones penis into someone else with the advantage of speed, surprise and stealth
"dude, i ninjadicked your mom in the shower last night"
by mr. dickerson June 6, 2007
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