ninjaiceaphobia

The perpetual and irrational fear of Ninjas, or Ninjas associated with Robert Van Winkle, A.K.A "Vanilla Ice" which said Ninjas are considered a Vanilla Ice posse.

I'm afraid of NINJAS!!! In which case said Ninjas:* Come forth to unspecified locations and remodel your home to suit their needs. Which includes but isnt limited to: a Ninja training facility and or recording studio where the song "Cadillac Ninjas" will be played incessantly until your ears bleed or you want to stab yourself in the face to make the pain stop.*Ninjas break dancing to "Ice Ice Baby" wearing parachute pants and gold chains while armed with samurai swords and ninja stars. This is the result of ninjaiceaphobia

by Leonardo and Raphael April 3, 2012