ninja turtle

the ninja turtle (can be used both in the singular and plural sense). is an ancient turtle, originally from the sewer region of densley populated cities. They are often accompanied by a large rat. ninja turtles hit their ninja "peaks" during their teenage years.
Turtles in a half shell, TURTLE POWER!!!
by Josh Stramoli June 29, 2004
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four people high fiving each other over someones back ninja turtle style.this act is similar to the Eiffle tower.
we ninja turtled "Jack"when he knelt down to clean.
by Sofera July 02, 2006
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When you have a very sudden and extreme need to use a toilet.

Derived from "turtle head poking out".

Denoting an unexpected, well-armed and violent turtle, a pissed-off Raphael in your stomach if you will.
A: Wow honey, that was some delicious curry and black coffee. Those green peppers sure were hot!

B: Yeah... *clutching stomach*

A: You look green. Are you okay?

B: No, I've got a ninja turtle in here. *pointing to stomach* Be right back.
by remote Erik July 11, 2008
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To clarify, there is a teenage mutant ninja turtle - a children's cartoon, and then there's "the ninja turtle". The ninja turtle is the act of taking your ballsack testicles included and flipping it around so that it sits on top of your johnson. It's best achieved on a warm day when things are hanging lose. The term originated at the University of MD fraternity scene. The ballsack resembles a turtle shell and the johnson is the turtle's head peeking out.
Jim was so drunk that he pulled down his pants and demonstrated the ninja turtle in an attempt to get Cindy's attention. But he failed miserably and went home and pulled his pud instead.
by Joe K from MD April 26, 2007
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A prank that works especially well in winter. When you're driving your friends around and you spot a steaming sewer grate you stop over the grate and allow the car to fill up with sewer steam.
Jim pulled the ninja turtle on us last night but he was the one who started puking.
by chessthecat August 08, 2010
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#1:
Guy 1: I like Pac-Man
Guy 2: I like Teenage Mutant NInja Turtles!
Guy 1/2: Turtle Power!

#2:
I'm seeing some ninja turtle's down there.
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