ninja swipe

to discretely (like a ninja) tuck an erection under the waistband of underwear or belt line of pants.

a true ninja swipe is done in one swift motion.

yo, i was freeballing in my sweats when i got a boner- i had to ninja swipe that shit so it wouldn't look like i was proppin a tent

by princealberto July 7, 2009

sniper ninja

The most elite, efficient class of stealth warcraft. Their existance is unknown to all but a select few. To become a sniper ninja, you must be able to shoot a mongolian's left testicle from 500feet awat while at the peak of an orgasm.

Person 1: "Holy FUCK dude, why did you just drop kick that baby!!??!?!"
Sniperninja: "Its O.K, I'm a sniper ninja."

by sniperninja02^ April 3, 2008