"Ahh! Perry the platypus. How unexpected of you, and by unexpected I mean completely expected. Now behold! My niggainator! With this device I will strike every citizen in the tri-state area to turn them black! This will cause the entire city's streets to be flooded with gang wars and high drug usage. Then I will slowly come from the shadows and take my brother Rodger's position as governor and finally rule over the tri-state area! pretty cool, right?!"
A person who is dwelling with mid life crises and when confronted by someone for stealing fried chicken from KFC or watermelon from a street vendor, he goes to the nearest cotton field and start picking cotton aggressively while shitting on his way.
The President stated in his rally yesterday that these niggatiators should revert to slavery and the white supremist crowd cheered
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.