"Ahh! Perry the platypus. How unexpected of you, and by unexpected I mean completely expected. Now behold! My niggainator! With this device I
will strike every citizen in the tri-state area to turn them black! This
will cause the entire city'
s streets to be flooded with gang wars and high drug usage. Then I
will slowly come from the shadows and take my brother Rodger's position as governor and finally rule over the tri-state area! pretty cool, right?!"