nigelballsitis 

nigellballsitis is a deadly disease where most nigels are affected. This killed approximately 90% of nigels. This serious disease makes nigels balls swell up until they either fall off or explode. This happens after they see Pearl

liam: whats the cause of death doc?
doctor: im sorry but its nigelballsitis
liam: oh no! *cries*
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nigel: my balls feel like they are about to freeze off
pearl: get checked to the hospital, it might be nigelballsitis
nigel: *very scared* wont be able to make my pearl happy again *cries*

nigelballsitis by nanntek May 26, 2022