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nicotocracy

A situation in which rank and file employees have an indordinate amount of information and influence in a company because they take smoke breaks with the upper management.
That guy always get his way because he is a member of the nicotocracy.
by Dave Slusher October 15, 2005
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Nepotocracy

A government run solely by giving your family and close friends jobs, after firing anyone with experience and everyone who won't kiss the ring.
The Trump administration exclusively practices favoring relatives or friends with political appointments, especially by giving them jobs.

"his years in office were marked by corruption and nepotism, leading to the Trump Nepotocracy."

Don: "hey Jared, my useless son-in-law, would you like me to create a high level government advisory position for you to embarrass our country daily?"

Jared: "sure, pops! Ivanka wants to peddle misinformation, too!"

Don: "You're both hired."
by Sunblazer5 May 15, 2020
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Narcotocracy

derived from the greek word-narkotic (en. narcotic) definition- illegal or illicit substances used for recreation or homicide. and greek word - kratos meaning power or ruling. Narcotocracy is intended to be used as a word to more accurately describe a 'drug' empire, or an illegal drug based monarchy or government. So, its both, as an active illegal drug monarchy it is an operating government who depends on the illegal drug trade for survival as well as conquest, making it an efficient front line of terrorist warriors dressed from head to toe in cocaine money.

By Beatriz Rodriguez Thursday March 24, 2022 iambeatrizrodriguez.wordpress.com
They kept calling themselves holy warriors but scientists later on found out that they were a druid Narcotocracy.
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narcotocracy

derived from the greek word-narkotic (en. narcotic) definition- illegal or illicit substances used for recreation or homicide. and greek word - kratos meaning power or ruling. Narcotocracy is intended to be used as a word to more accurately describe a 'drug' empire, or an illegal drug based monarchy or government. So, its both, as an active illegal drug monarchy it is an operating government who depends on the illegal drug trade for survival as well as conquest, making it an efficient front line of terrorist warriors dressed from head to toe in cocaine money.
They swore they were holy warriors but Scientists found out later that they were a narcotocracy.

Thats not a do-ocracy thats a narcotocracy.
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narcotocracy

derived from the greek word-narkotic (en. narcotic) definition- illegal or illicit substances used for recreation or homicide. and greek word - kratos meaning power or ruling. Narcotocracy is intended to be used as a word to more accurately describe a 'drug' empire, or an illegal drug based monarchy or government. So, its both, as an active illegal drug monarchy it is an operating government who depends on the illegal drug trade for survival as well as conquest, making it an efficient front line of terrorist warriors dressed from head to toe in cocaine money.
They swore they were holy warriors but Scientists found out later that they were a narcotocracy.

Thats not a do-ocracy thats a narcotocracy.
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narcotocracy

derived from the greek word-narkotic (en. narcotic) definition- illegal or illicit substances used for recreation or homicide. and greek word - kratos meaning power or ruling. Narcotocracy is intended to be used as a word to more accurately describe a 'drug' empire, or an illegal drug based monarchy or government. So, its both, as an active illegal drug monarchy it is an operating government who depends on the illegal drug trade for survival as well as conquest, making it an efficient front line of terrorist warriors dressed from head to toe in cocaine money. By iambeatrizrodriguezwordpress
They swore they were holy warriors but Scientists found out later that they were a narcotocracy.

Thats not a do-ocracy thats a narcotocracy.

Pablo Escobar was running a Narcotocracy.
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nepotocracy

The opposite of meritocracy. A system whereby privilege and wealth opens all doors regardless of actual skill set or past failures. What allows shonky people in positions of power to get sideways promotions out of difficult situations that they have created.
The nepotocracy wins again. Another juicy job gone to (insert whatever slimy politician/executive here) after he screwed up (insert whatever project/company here). How do these people keep getting these positions?
by Nathax13712 February 28, 2023
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