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newbkill 

The one that noobs say when they killed a newb or newbie.
Noob:OMFG HO1Y CR4P, I FR3AkiNg 607 a NeWBKilL
newbkill by I Like Turtles :D December 13, 2015
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newkiller 

An americanization of 'nuclear'. This is a pronounciation, not a spelling.
"Howdy y'all, i hear they're testing newkiller bombs over there!"
newkiller by Craig Edwards August 6, 2006
noun Usually of the Christopher variety. Has odd obsession with gay and homo. Often hints, but will never admit that he is indeed a mud tongue. Commonly found around the workplace.
Examples of Newbill:

"I’m pretty sure in real life, not on television; I can spot a Tele-tubbie making a b-line for my A-hole."

"…remembers why we cover our asshole while at parade rest…clinches tight and looks over shoulder for Hawk…"

"For that…+1000 Homosexual points to you. That puts you up there with Big Gay Al"

"Make him a druid…and a tauren…just because we need a cow to milk"

"I’m going to bust all of your nuts if you guys don’t STFU and stop being dumb. (at least make it funny if you’re going be an idiot)"
Newbill by Fallen January 27, 2005

newkillafn 

Just a gay nigga playing fortnite wit his virgin ass
NewKillaFN is such a faggettt
newkillafn by NewKillaFN September 28, 2020
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