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Newark Academy

A rich co-ed private school located in Livingston, New Jersey. Known for their diversity, containing White, Black, Latino, and Indian students. The most common religion being Judiasm (about 60%), followed by Buddhism, Christianity, and Hinduism. Excellent academics with very good college placement. They are most well known for their outstanding tennis teams. Lately their boys and girls soccer teams have won their Conference titles, as well as the boys basketball, baseball, and fencing teams.
"If you want to go to an Ivy and work hard, I suggest you apply to Newark Academy"
Newark Academy by Bizank January 23, 2005
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An interesting school in New Jersey which focuses on racial diversity (except for black people, there are only a few of them)and academics. The population is about 65-70% white, 10% indian, 20% jewish, 10%black, 7% asian, 3% other. While most of the students strive for academic excellence and extracurricular focuses, some just dont. These few are classified as mistakes and the school recognizes they exist. A few prominent members of the faculty include a fantastic principal, a drunk pe teacher, a "hawt" health teacher and a hippie math teacher.
Newark Academy's mens tennis team just raped us.
newark academy by TheJewsWillRise December 4, 2006

Newark Academy

A prestigious, highly ranked, private school in Livingston, NJ. Though less well known than other private institutions in NJ, NA is a very good, college-prep motivated 6-12 academy. Ranked #3 in NJ on Niche.com. It often competes with The Pingry School-another famous private academy in NJ.
Jack's parents were debating whether to send him to The Pingry School or Newark Academy.

newark academy

A lame private school where THE JEWISH goes.
Robert, the Jewish, is a stupid Newark Academy kid.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026