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new town secondary school 

a school filled with two faced hypocrites and imbeciles.
most people in new town are pick mes , attention seeking retards.

come to new town as a sec1 and u will get hated by seniors who don’t even know u personally.

but still, the sec ones come in acting like they built the school from bottom to top and expect to be treated like royalty . they come in expecting camps but the only camp they get is orientation which is day camp IN SCHOOL.

school is fucking bias towards SCs and somehow they don’t get caught for short skirts and tapered pants but non SCs do.
jacket colour rules are also a thing , the only colours they accept are black , white , red , blue or grey. hello this one not america flag leh. u can have a jacket that is reversible and they’ll tell ur jacket is UNACCEPTABLE despite flipping to the side that has acceptable colours.

most unexciting school i have ever seen .
school is SO fucking budgeted but somehow have the funds for a NEW ISH and field grass.

majority of the lessons are so fucking boring and only happens in the classroom literally NOWHERE else .

this school is full of disgustingly annoying people who think that they own the school and walk around like they’re royalty however clueless that no one likes them #oblivious . new town sec is also FILLED with horny bastards that ask for sex and is even willing to pay , hello this one not geylang bro .
continued ; once u kena one time for attire check , no matter how much effort u put in to correct ur wrongs they will still fucking target u everywhere u go like paparazzis LOL.

people are SO fucking annoying and will scream across the class to talk in the middle of a lesson .

all the good teachers are leaving and in a few years there will be none left , some lessons can be so fucking monotonous and there will be no fucking interaction u can literally fall into a coma that will probably last until the day is over .

our pe shirt is so fucking thick u will probably melt and evaporate on a humid day

this school rejects even their own teacher’s proposals for harmless events for the students that need only a super small budget.

the toilets are so fucking disgusting u might even vomit ur intestines out the moment u step in the toilet and the cubical doors literally have holes and the people here do not even flush or wipe the urine that drips on the toilet seat. disgusting much.

p6 kid : i want to go to new town secondary school

ntss student : come here if u wanna go to the zoo 😘😘
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