New Russian 

This is a disrespectful Russian person that want nothing but money, power, and whores. A New Russian is usually found either "enjoying themselves" to porn or wiring a fake transaction to a phony bank account.

Their favourite pastimes include cursing their pit bulls and polishing their BMW or Mercedes just one last time...

They can easily be identified by a thick Russian accent, cussing abilities, fancy cars, swarms of usually Russian whores, large mansions, lots of beer, strange wardrobe, and their walks which tend to be a mix between a strut, casual, and gangster.


Not to be confused with Russian Mafia.

ie. "That strange dude feeling up the waitress looks an awful lot like a New Russian."

ie. "DON'T CUSS AT ME, YOU STUPID NEW RUSSIAN PIG! AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"

ie. "RUN! That New Russian has an effing pit bull!"

New Russian by Eliza January 14, 2005

Russian New Year 

A do-over for a crappy start to one's new year. Celebrated at midnight of any of Russia's 11 time zones, on any day found suitable to start a new year off right.

Rick: I spend the first week of my new year with a psycho girl

Peter: Well I had to shell out $50 for the morning after, this new year sucks!

Rick: We should celebrate Russian New Year for a fresh start for this year!

Russian New Year by Kamelyon January 13, 2011

Russian New Year 

The beginning of the new year as dictated by the Julian Calendar on January 13th. Still practiced and recognized by the Russian Orthodox Church.

An excuse for alcoholics to have a second new year party.

As Russia lies in 10 different time zones, it is possible to celibate 10 times in one day.

An opportunity for those who suffer from epic failure in the first 2 weeks of the new year get their shit back on track.

Adam, "What are we doing tonight"?

Alex, "What do you mean? It's Russian New Year."

Adam, "So, we're drinking vodka all night?"

Russian New Year by Melancholy Ocelot January 15, 2011

New Russia

New Russia is a successful nation discord server lead by Ur_Yoinked2, it represents the current Russia with a mix of the Soviet Union and is communist, it has more than 1000 members and a very cool server.
wars:
-LoS conflict; a war between nation servers within the League of Servers against The Authority, Rome and the Berlin Pact
-NR-SU war; a war which occurred when New Russia was only around 100 members, yet it claimed victory over their 300+ members enemy server.
-TA/NR cold war, rising tensions between The Authority and New Russia, while there never really was a war declaration, the tensions were high and there was a lot of threatening, a war almost started after The Authority occupied a close ally of New Russia. Luckily, this cold war came to an end.

-GSU invasion: censored

Despite many thinking so, New Russia does not support raiding, as it is against the Terms of Service and guidelines against ToS, and no matter the wars New Russia has been involved in, their military has never been used for raiding purposes.

John: hey man, I've seen you online on discord all day, what are you doing on there?

Max: oh I just joined this new server called New Russia, it has over 1000 members and is super cool, you should totally check it out on disboard!

New Russia by Cykachu April 15, 2021