new age hippie

Someone who knows nothing about the 60's or hippies in general, but likes to snap an elastic band around their head, wear tye-dye and act like they know what a hippie actually is. Oh, bytheway, Uggs are not hippie shoes, fuckheads.

Dude 1: Look at that hippie! She's hot!
Dude 2: Oh yeah! Wait... She's a new age hippie, gross.
Dude 1: I see the headband now. Right, gross.

new age hippie by JD* November 2, 2009

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New-age Hippie

A combination of modern hippie and new-age ideals. Generally someone who loves nature and feels very strongly about protecting the environment. They're fans of meditation and yoga. They're very spiritual, often believing in crystal healing, chakras, natural medicine, etc. Many of these spiritual beliefs have origins in both Eastern and Indigenous religions, though you can be a new-age hippie of any or no religion. They are also advocates for human rights and non-violence.

"Why do you carry all these crystals with you?"
"Oh, they help with my anxiety and protect me from negative energy! I'm a bit of a new-age hippie."

New-age Hippie by Lady_Hiraeth December 16, 2019

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new age retro hippie

An enemy in the SNES game EarthBound. This tree-hugging freak has 87HP and sometimes drops freakin' rulers. Th

Ness tried PSI Rockin' Omega!
Holy crap! 999HP damage to the New Age Retro Hippie!
Whoa, who knew it could hit that high?

new age retro hippie by King, Ness's dog August 21, 2007

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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