new hair 

new hair makes you a daddy pitatti

i see you got some new hair

new hair by brayden anderson March 17, 2019

New hair, who dis? 

When your new hairdo is so damn fire that you don't recognize the little people anymore.

Commoner: hey what's good?
You: New hair, who dis?

New hair, who dis? by B-Radley R-man August 4, 2021

New hair syndrome

New Hair Syndrome (NHS) – A temporary condition that occurs when someone gets a new hairstyle and suddenly feels the irresistible urge to take an excessive number of selfies from every possible angle. Symptoms include overuse of the camera, multiple social media posts, and prolonged admiration in the mirror

1-Sorry for spamming your feed, but my New Hair Syndrome is acting up again!

2-She just got a fresh haircut, and now she's deep in New Hair Syndrome mode—taking selfies every five minutes!

3-I swear, every time I change my hairstyle, I get a serious case of New Hair Syndrome. Someone take my phone away!

4-John was late to dinner because he was too busy admiring himself in the mirror. Classic New Hair Syndrome!

5-Warning: If you compliment my new hair, I will unleash full-blown New Hair Syndrome and flood you with pictures.

New hair syndrome by _emmv_ March 31, 2025

New Iberia Hair-cut  

A gapped up hair-cut that is usually requested by men who live in New Iberia, Louisiana. It resembles a fade. Mostly worn by white guys who think they are African.

New Iberia hair-cut is the best hair-cut in the world.

New Iberia Hair-cut by Bianca Montage April 15, 2008

New Jersey Hair Gel

When you cum in some chick's hair.

DUDE, DID YOU JUST GIVE ME A NEW JERSEY HAIR GEL!!!! THAT'S GONNA TAKE ME, LIKE, A FUCKING HOUR TO WASH OUT!!!!!!

New Jersey Hair Gel by Samwell52408801245 June 5, 2011

New Jersey Whore Hair 

The slutty girls in New Jersey think it is attractive to scrunch their hair and make it curly and hard like hay. They also use a blow dryer in this process which fries the hair and makes it very damaged.

What is up with your hair, you don't pull off the New Jersey whore hair.

New Jersey Whore Hair by John Meritz March 10, 2008

my new haircut 

A funny video on youtube.com. It epitimizes a typical guido in Staten Island, NJ shore, etc. It mocks them in the way they dress, tan, cut their hair, and work out at the gym. youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M

That "my new haircut" video basically represents 90% of my high school

my new haircut by realdealholyfield November 9, 2007