The study of the evolution and propagation of common internet terms and memes. Especially when done in a non-scientific way or by non-linguists (compared to proper etymology).
An apology that doesnt ACTUALLY apologise, but is simply given to make the evil person LOOK/feel better
In his notpology to PZ Myers, c kroll says:
There are many folks that read, and biog. at this site who are not religious, perhaps you feel it's silly, outdated, or superstition, fine. This is your right, but for people in positions of responsibility and with the power to encourage captive undeveloped minds to attack their neighbors beliefs is just insane, divisive, and maybe even criminal.
daniel and ebony sitting in a treekissing yaddi yaddah you know how it goes. his hair flows upon his shoulders as she kisses him on the neck and that is what i call netty.
For example " he was part of the nettiology cult which is one in which they believe in making crazy passionate love all night long "
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.