netnaut 

Coined by public relations expert Dave Lipscomb back in 1997, netnauts are those that believe everything business and social must pass through the Internet as a form of litmus test. To the netnaut, commerce and social standing is virtually irrelevant without a net presence of some sort. Whether or not the assessment is accurate in any given circumstance, netnauts will not consider the possibility business or personal relationships can exist outside the World Wide Web.

You would have purchased that television at your local dealer that's been around for 40 years, but as netnaut you feel he'll be gone in five since he doesn't have a website.

netnaut by Mike Smooth October 26, 2013

netnut 

technological hybrid/lowbrid, a loner completely unaware he/she has become one; but has to order out food and take 'washroom breaks' in his/her own home because he/she is afraid of missing some crucial statement typed from across the world...some may have catheters or colostomy bags attached to them..some have beerfridges next to their computers..they don't sleep much 5-10 hours a week..and usually have monetary issues due to the fact they cant hold a job seeing as it may interfere with whats going on online..sad individuals in need of therapy..

we all knew lil susie was a netnut when we smelled the decayin food in her house and saw the ashtrays all full.. it took 5 of us to haul her 300 lb carcass away from the computer and into netdetox

netnut by llynn byrne July 18, 2006

NeatNaut 

refers to the best stormworker in the country of stormworks, in the game of stormworks, in the stormworks universe etcc. He's also an extensive, pure & czechain chad

MyStar: when forfrunt uploade?
NeatNaut: le devélopé brok le gam so no furfrobt

NeatNaut by Småländske Bonden från Västerv October 13, 2023