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What used to be a cool pet site, but now sucks. And here are the top 10 reasons why:


1: Shameless Advertising.
They have 3 advertisements on almost every page.
One on the top, one on the bottem, and one on the side. Advertising things like online dating services, weight loss programs, and phone companies. Plus they have countless sponser games. And even make sponser items (bubble yum, sweet tarts, etc.)

2: Neo Staff favoring certin users.
Let's face it, there's only a handful of people TNT (theneopetsteam) actually give a shit about.
Featheralley, Hrobi, Garret_jaxx (sp?), Hubrids_mansion, Jazz_invinceable , and a coupple others. Thease people will not be iced no matter how many rules they brake.

3: Message boards.
The message board used to be cool... like four years ago. Now they suck. Neopets changed the format to look more professional... and screwed everything up. Completely deleteing the GC (general chat), which used to be cool. Before n00bs took over.

4: Glitches and bugs.
Neopets has countless glitches and bug which they will never fix. I myself have lost well over 15 million in items and np's (example: I lost a SOS while taking it off my pet. Plus I've lost large sums of neopoints countless times while trying to put them into the bank.) And neopets never refunds anything you lost during a glitch... unless you're featheralley of course...

5: Cheaters
Neopets is full of gay ass asain cheaters.
They've made it impossibble for anyone who dosn't cheat to get on a high score list for a game.

6: They're Hypocrits
They'll freeze your account if you post pictures of yourself in which you are slightly imosdestly dressed. And yet they have faeries with their boobs hanging out all over the site, wearing skirts that sure show alot-o-theigh.
They'll freeze you if you mention any achollolic bevrages, and yet they have them as items on their site! *points to a certin item called "red wine" and many other wines*
Noooo cussing. Or else they'll freeeezeee youuuu.
*points to the old maraqua vid with the pirate swearing.... aloso points to the faerie who swears* mmhmmm.

7: Scams
The site is full of people trying to scam other players. Pretty much the only reason guilds exist anymore is for people to host scams.

8: No origional games
Every fuckin game on that site is a ripoff of another game.

9: It's understaffed
They have far too few monitors for the amount of people who use the site.

10: Report Happy Users
People will report you for ANYTHING on that site. And I mean anything. And regardless to what neopets says, no, they DON'T actually check inot the situation. I've been faulsely reported and frozen countless times. If you mearly say something like "I don't like Good Charlotte, I prefer Dropkick Murphys." ... someone WILL report you, and if enough twits report for it, you WILL be frozen.

And those are the top ten reason why neopets sucks.
Though if you still like to play regardless of those reasons here's the top 10 tips on how NOT to get iced
1: Don't have anything on your user look-up
2: Don't talk to ANYONE
3: Don't be in a guild
4: Don't have a pet
5: Don't play any games
6: Don't share a computer with anyone or anything
7: Don't buy anything from any shop
8: Don't log on from ANY other computer
9: Don't leave for 3 years then log back into your account
10: Don't get anything from the money tree.

The End
(please forgive the large amount of spelling and grammer errors.)
Dork: OMG NEOPETZ IZ SO KEWL!!!1 I'V BEN PLAYIN FER 5 YEARZ NOW! ONG I JUST FOUND A CODESTONE ON THE FLOOR!!1!!/1/1!!!!!

Non-Dork: You're a dork.
by Ibanez April 11, 2005
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A highly addictive virtual pet site that started out small and close-knit, with the staff caring a lot more about the users and the rules were not so strict. There were no advertisements or sponsor games/items. In about 2004 they started to get a bit more greedy and money hungry, so they started to make mcdonald's meals, plushies, books, magazines, keychains, even clothes. This caused a bunch of little kids and n00bs to run wild all over the site, and the deletion of the GC (General Chat) caused them to infest the regular boards, like Help Chat and Avatar Chat. Then they started to put ads all over the site, some being innapropiate, and sponsor games. The rules became a lot stricter, and now you cannot post any picture of you on the site, doesn't matter how you are dressed, you can be wearing a snowsuit and you would still get frozen. There are absolutely NO swear words, not even 4 letter words like hell or damn, and if you make a board relating to anything in real life, you will be warned. Many users have gotten frozen for no reason, and TNT (The Neopets Team) often makes big decisions (like the layout change in 2007) with no consideration of the users. Neopets is still a fun site, with games, items, pets, guilds, chat, graphics, and so much more. It is very enjoyable to unwind for a few hours on Neopets after a long day, but the site isn't what it used to be. Nowadays Neopets has a premium service for almost 100 dollars a year just for a few more random evens and an extra mailbox. They have the NC Mall (Neocash Mall), with special clothes and trinkets that move. You can buy Neocash cards for up to 25 dollars, or if you have paypal, you can spend as much as you'd like. My conclusion is Neopets is still a very fun site, but it used to be better without the addition of ads, more rules, and merchandise galore.
If you hate looking at ads everywhere you go on Neopets, visit sunnyneo.com for a step-by-step adblocking tutorial that works in AOL, Internet Explorer, and Mozilla Firefox.
by Jazzy_Rock July 10, 2008
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a game that will take over your life if you allow it to.

basically, you make a pet.
a weird little creature that might resemble a flamingo or penguin.
then you play these addicting games to get "neopoints" which pay for your pet's food. But you don't have to feed it. The fucking things never die, anyways.
And then theres chat boards, "shops" and other stuff.
I once had 500,000 neopoints but my account got frozen because they thought I hacked onto other peoples accounts. Wtf.
Sally: Do you still go on Neopets?
Amos: :chuckle: Yeah! Its flippin' sweet.
by John December 27, 2004
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A craphole full of shit.This site well, was fun, but then it happend.
Conversion.The ability to put clothes on your neopets.But tnt, who are to too friken lazy to move the mouse 1 inch to save ten billion user acounts, turned the glorious royal girl aisha into a prostitutional monstosity that grovels on all fours most un-regall, just because they were to lazy too draw custom clothes for the faeries/darigans/etc.I mean, aside from the pets punching thin air most ungraciously, the new clothes that we gave our beautiful neopets away for look most sleazy, and cheap.
Anyway, moving on.

What the fuck is with those fruit pets are we being taught to eat our pets like cats and dogs if we feed them a tamato chia pop?.

Also all of the neopets are based on animals and myths. unicorns,uni dragons,draiks,frogs,nimo ,toad,quiggle LOL sorry I just hate uiggles the person that drew thoe little buggers must have been higher than a kite.

Avatars annoying little flashy things that blare at you random messages and steal hours of our real life time!!!!!.

I used to think OMG starry paintbrushes have gone down 1k Imust buy many and re-sell now I jut go look a retard flipping out over pixels.

And people are obsesive about trading pets.Like if you offer a pet thats not "worth as much" they will call you a n00b.Psshaw.

And pets if you dont feed them they say "DIEING" but the little fuckers just never croak it.Die you fucker DIE!!!!!!!!!!!. I am done now but if you value your soul DONT GO NEAR THAT FUCK hoLE NEOPETS.

person1:Omg ima trading my royal peophin !Plz come offa.

Person2:Ok my disco aisha?

person1:Omg n00b u can't offa a pet like that mine wae better!1!1!1!!!!!shift!!!11

AND

adam:L0l w3 m4d3 56mil 2dae donna by fr33zin lotza stupid acc0untz!!!!!!

Donna:Well done my saucy adamy asparagy adam!!0ooh, I wanna have some!

Adam:0k u s4ucy b4gg4g3, l3ts d0 it 0n th3 d3sk!!!

Donna:Yeah!!!!

Ten minutes later...

Adam:0h my Fuckin g0d w3 l3ft th3 w3bc2m 0n!1!!!


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This is a site created in 1999 by Adam Powell and his friend Donna Williams (I think). At the beggining, it was a pretty low quality site. Effortless art and broken images made the site have a bad view for many, however NOW, this site has taken off like a rocket at these scumbags are making tons of money off of crappy ads and a feature called "Premium Neopets", which is a version of neopets you PAY for, and get the staff (Known as 'TNT' or The Neopets Team) to favor you. Other than that the staff will not listen to you, not respond to your emails, and just completely not care about you. People get paid by sitting at a desk, and freezing peoples accounts for anything. The site is full of report happy kids that will report you for anything you say. And then the staff people see the report, and figure "K, he/she did something bad" and they will freeze your account right off the spot. Forever. And now, this good for nothing website - that I was once addicted to for 4 years - has video games, and toys being produced. They are sucking every child in america and now even around the world to play on this website. Why? They are bastards who love money. Thats it. They care about NOTHING but money, and the people giving them money. I cannont believe people above 16 can play on such a fucktarded excuse for a "fun" game. Its.. just.. little kids who love cute things.. and if they see that cute little toy, they are going to beg mommy to buy - and of course, she will, unknowing the fact she is just giving money to people who dont care. I wish the site would just die off. Each day it gets bigger and bigger, and with each second it gets gayer and gayer.

Wow that felt good to get that off.
Neopets player - I play neopets.
Guy who doesn't play - I feel so sorry for you..

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Adam Powell - I LYKE LOVE MONEY!
Neopets Staff - US TOO! Lets have a party about how much we love money and let the site go completely free and not answer emails! But Fred, you better stay here and freeze deh n00bz, k?
Fred - K. Have fun you assholes.
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Fred quit 3 days later.
Way to go Fred!
by 216Brian August 28, 2006
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(1) A game that can turn normal people into hell-bent neopoint gathering addicts.

(2) A freak menagerie.

(3) Stupid looking animals that don't die.
(1) Until I die, I will feed this yawning void in my soul with neopoints.

(2) Neomail me if ur evil. Im a vampyre adn im evil,.

(3) My kacheek is starving to death? HAHAHAHA. HAHAHHAHA... Hey, how come its not dying? DIE, YOU FREAKISH THING!
by wysiwyg February 15, 2004
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November 15th 1999, Neopets begins as a harmless little site where you raised you pets and the site was clean of anything bad. The staff cared about the users and so one. Now Neopets isn't such a safe place now on the internet. The entire staff has set up the site and rules almost similar to a communist nation. And the owner's corruption and greed will lead to the site's destruction.

First off, Neopets has many rules. Some keeps the site clean, while others tear it apart. One of the rules is do not discuss religion or political veiws on the site. Now if I'm not mistaken, a thing about communism was sensorship. Not only are you not allowed to talk religion/polotics, but certtain words posted can easily get you warned or iced. When you get warned it's by theneopetsteam (The sites secret police). The warning of course is an automatic thing which is corruted now, so you don't even need to say something wrong. You can get warned for posting "Hilary Duff looks like a Yurble".

Second, the site also freezes you if they talk bad about them or TNT (short for theneopetsteam). They have changed the site, making it almost equal for every user. Though sometimes it's not fair. Like when the staff got rid off glowing and shadow fonts. When they did that (Because others using different browses couldn't see) it upseted a lot of people, but a few days later, they have a new option that lets you disable fonts, making a user see normal black fonts. This isn't fair to those that had a nice font because the staff could have done that and keep the glow/shadow fonts.

Third, going back to TNT andunfair rules. Basicly TNT is the secret police of the site. You break a rule you get iced/warned, but there are loop holes in the site rules that people abuse (Like me) and then those who follow the rules and stuff were known to be iced. The term "iced" is what happens when your account is disabled. If you are iced, you can never be defrosted unless you are friends with the staff members. In fact, about 25% of iced accounts are people who done nothing wrong, but the automatic monitors (TNT) also uses loop holes and freeze you. This has been done so much that some people make new accounts and add on to the counter (The ammount of users on the site, frozen and active). More accounts filling the counter, the more the staff gets paid by sponsers. And the make the matter of using your time to on the site to pretty much give money to some lazy bastard, TNT has created a number of "hidden rules" these rules aren't shown in the Neorules, but are used as an excuse for giving out warnings or freezing people. A.so with the hidden rules and loops in the systems TNT will most likely give you a false warning (One time I got warned for "spamming" ,something I've never done) for giving advice or something like rating a picture (By the way, there is no rule against that).

And something everyone should know, reasons Neopets is similar to a communist nation. Most things on the site were made to make things equal. This includes:

Item codes: You buy an item and you not only haggle, but you must type in a code too
Avatars: Some avatars are easy for all to get, while others aren't
Pets: Everyone gets the equal maximum pets you can keep (Max: 4), but the owner has five
Items: Due to avatars, items are raised at a high price now, making only those who have played the site from the begining get them

So there you have it, the secret of Neopets (it may be confusing though)
The staff for Neopets are commies!
by Baha October 08, 2004
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