A highly addicting game with virtual pets that can suck you in quite easily. However, Doug Dohring screwed the whole site over by adding huge ugly banners on every page, and the idiot total is rising quickly. If you can get around such things (Adblock for Firefox and Italian boards!), it's a nice site to be on... I recommend having one main account and one account to chat with, as the report-happies suck.
Me: ... Yeah. I play Neopets.
Other guy: EWW OMG OMGZ DEY FROZ ME TNT IDIUTS!!
Me: -sweatdrop- No.
by Naru February 25, 2005
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Ok after 3 years of playing neopets i'll just say neopets sucks fucking llama balls. You get your account icedfrozen / delete / disable for NO FUCKING REASON. TNT is a bunch of communist whores that ice you and get paid $.50 per person they ice. They fucking must have like billions of dollars. 3 words: Play neopets and i'll FUCKING make fun of you and stalk you and kick your damn ass. kthxbai
Ok after 3 years of playing neopets i'll just say neopets sucks fucking llama balls. You get your account icedfrozen / delete / disable for NO FUCKING REASON. TNT is a bunch of communist whores that ice you and get paid $.50 per person they ice. They fucking must have like billions of dollars. 3 words: Play neopets and i'll FUCKING make fun of you and stalk you and kick your damn ass. kthxbai

Neopets fucking sucks big hairy pedophile balls
by STFU STALKER July 24, 2006
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Guy 1: SHIT!!!! MY ACCOUNT GOT FROZEN?!!?!?

Guy 2: Told you, you were gonna get fucked.
by Fuckthepainaway March 21, 2005
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Neopet is a site thatis supposedly based around owning virtual pets, but is in fact more about making money, or Neopoints. Much like anything targeted at children, the site has sparked a certain amount of controversy, some of it unfar and occaisionally idiotic (see example 1) However, TNT (or The Neopets Team, the moderators and owners of the site) are widely acknowledged, even throughout fans of neopets, as being a little trigger-happy when it comes to freezing accounts. Other users can also be like this(see example 2) Finally, Neopets has also come under criticism for exposing users (of whom there are far less than they claim) to immersive advertising and gambling games. Some of these reports have been unfair, however, thanks to some stupid australian kid. (see example 3)
1. 'the boards are full of n00bs who cant type propr english'
2, Someone posting: I like cheese.
Knobhead: SPAM! REPORTED!
TNT: Ah, I can't be bothered to decide who's right,
lets just ice everyone who's been on this board.

(this did not actually happen)

3, Australian kid infront of reporters: If I don't gamble to make money, my pets will starve and be put up for adoption!

(This is completely wrong. You never have to gamble, as there is free food available if you have no money, and money is easy to make, plus food is cheap. And no matter how hungry Neopets get, they are never taken away, unless an account is frozen)
by Alastair Potts April 05, 2008
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nazi germany in internet form
Adam=Hitler
Donna=Eva Braun
s0m3gUy_12:Omg I got 1 millon NP!!!!! :DDDDDD
Admin:You have been frozen for no fucking reason. hahahahaha!!!!!!
neopets needs to STFU and kill themselves
by dudegetalife July 30, 2006
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Literally means "new pets."

I totally agree with the definitions already put.....I'm addicted, that's what my mom and dad say. I really should be practicing more piano and working on my homework and projects harder, but yeah, the site is addicting people. Warning. It is very addicting. I already am okay neopoint-wise (the currency there) but I mainly use it for chat now.....even though I can say practically nothing other than neopets talk, which is really boring.....but I don't know.....I like talking to people like in Canada or across the U.S., so I guess that's why.....hmm.....I dunno, I guess adam and donna know how to addict people.....
Neopets is addicting. Go on it, and you probably will get addicted. They freeze too many people, and I got a warning for doing a gift war on the boards. Really really strict.
by C.C. December 22, 2004
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I used to play neopets but I got addictided so I stopped. It used to be alright but some nazi geezer crapped it all up you get frozen for no reason in hell!
Neopets sucks- I got frozen for calling my neopets shit_head when thats what my child's gonna be called.
by Stacie July 27, 2004
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