Noobong 

noobong 1 (núbng, núbông)
n.
A noob but with the sound 'bong' at the back, as of a bell.
v. noobonged, noobong·ing, noobongs
v.tr.
To call to someone noob but with a longer tone.
v.intr.
To acknowledge a noob with better tone.

very much of like using the word noob.

That's not how you call it! Noobong!

Noobong by ceerick January 14, 2011

neobong 

the most fragile lightstick in the whole kpop world
birds fly and so do neobongs

'taeyong broke the neobong again! it literally flew'

neobong by ohyouarenana? December 23, 2019

Noobonic Plague 

A situation in a cyber environment in which the ratio of l33ts to n00bs is less than (√(5)-1) to 2.

Z0mz0rz6912: "Dude, all these noobs on this forum -- it's like a freakin' noobonic plague."

Ch1ck3nPl0x: "Man, I took on a noobonic plague and just pwned like 15 total noobs on this MMORPG."

Noobonic Plague by qu4s1p4wn February 20, 2009

Noobonics 

1. Noobonics is the language of the geek/nerd/dork or any computer user who thinks he/she is cool (l33t) by T4wK!NG Li3K DiS.

John - Did you meet the new kid in the chat?
Sara - Yeah, but I couldn't understand his noobonics.

Noobonics by dbieon12 March 8, 2008

Noobonic Plague 

When a large group of noobs mobs an area with its ineptitude. This can occur in games or real life.

Woah this Noobonic Plague is making our team suck hard...

Noobonic Plague by Banerik July 28, 2006

Noobing out 

When you're playing a game or performing some other skilled activity, and a loss of focus, distraction, stress, or any combination of similar factors results in a rapid and uncharacteristic loss of skill or finesse. You start making noob mistakes.

"He was playing well for a while, but then he made a mistake or two and started noobing out. He totally blew it at the end."

Noobing out by binarymike July 8, 2011

nooboner 

a combination of a noob and a boner, generally used to berate someone after they do something stupid

"You nooboner, you suck at Halo!"

nooboner by Kerry June 18, 2006