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Nelstan

A once prosperous town in the heart of Lancashire, now reduced to an aslamic slum hellhole following the terrible mistake of letting the pakis in. See also Brierstan and Bradfordalalabad.
"Went to Nelstan the other day"
"Fuckin unlucky mate"
by Nozzer August 25, 2006
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Nestanded

Nestanded - nest•ond•eyd, verb

1. To cowardly flee the scene of an accident you caused, usually when drunk.

2. The act of committing vehicular hit and run when intoxicated.

3. To avoid serious criminal charges involving a hit and run by hiring expensive lawyers and coming up with weak excuses.
1. After a night of heavy drinking at two bars, Gabby hit a pedestrian and Nestanded the scene to hide her BMW and sober up later.

2. The innocent pedestrian died after being Nestanded by a drunk, rich girl in a BMW.

3. Although the evidence clearly supported intoxicated manslaughter and failure to stop and render aid, the defendant Nestanded herself by claiming she was checking the alarm on her phone when she was struck by a rock or a deer.
by AustinTexan March 13, 2013
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nelsan

Nelsan is a very honorable person. He can be rude at many times and you think he‘s a total idiot until you really get to know him. He is crushing on every female being that got in his sights. He is very loyal and would sacrifice everything for his family and friends. He often loses himself in his thoughts and its difficult for him to get out of them again. He jokes around a lot but can be very serious when needed. You might not tell from his outside but he is very smart. He doesn‘t like silence so he is always listening to music. He is hard to understand and no one in the world will ever figure out whats is in his thoughts. Nelsan is a pleasant man.
Nelsan mentioned me on his Instagram story.
Aidan - 2019
by Flirtingwithmysister69 October 18, 2019
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Nelsandro

Known ass Mr still your girls this mf is called suave for a reason , cuz he will take y’all girl hands down, this mf will walk in the club, snatch ur mom and act like nothing happened, he’s too sexy to handle ain’t no competition with him just be sit tf down.
Nelsandro is taller than mike
by Nelsogan November 22, 2021
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