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lol u might wanna learn how to spell killer ... (right not write) ... before you try to insult somebody!

oo yeh and ur seriously a pussy cuz you cant even put your own name... thats funny!

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Nelsoning

v. Semi-erotic food fingering to check for quality, doneness, and juiciness approved only by Mr. Nelson himself.

You’ve been Nelsoning the crease in that chicken long enough.

Nelsoning by Santee Men August 11, 2020

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Occurs when one smokes a joint/blunt utop the White House.

"Holy crap, Steve is Nelsoning right now. Get the picture phoney thing thats takes videos."

Nelsoning by Sol Surfer January 6, 2008

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Maintaining that delicate balance of being just funny enough at work to entertain your coworkers but not so funny that you get sent to HR.

Damn, that's funny as hell, but you realize you're Nelsoning??

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The act of an individual attempting to appear straight when they clearly aren’t.

He tried to hit on her, but she could tell by the way he walked and talked that he was Nelsoning.

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