negative 2

fail

mike foss is a whole negative 2

negative 2 by organicshorty February 23, 2021

Negative 2

A negative 2 is secret word for a piece a shit when there's one in the room. The word comes from when someone asks are you taking a piss you say negative #2. It's only used to describe the real A-holes and scoundrels not as a joke amongst friend. It has nothing to do with race or nationality. Just an A-hole and a negative 2

Oh God!!! A negative 2 just walked in the party.
Jim: What are you doing dude taking a poop?
Vic: Nope but there's this negative 2 standing next to me that won't shut up

Negative 2 by Wavylife May 28, 2022

Negative 28 

The act of saying something very stupid, when the apparent choice is no longer present in the given situation.

For Instance...
Person 1: What the hell man, negative 28 isn't on there!

Person 2, 3, 4, 5: It never was... LOL ROFL BRO

Negative 28 by BobbyBaja December 20, 2009

Negative Reality Inversion 

A Negative Reality Inversion (NRI) a term originating from the series "The Young Ones" and is actually technobabble.

A Reality Inversion would be the symmetrical inversion of reality. Making it negative would actually cancel it out, leaving you with reality.

NEIL: Anybody watching that must've thought it was a negative reality inversion.

*A man and woman are making out in the shadows
WOMAN: Cor, that looked just like a negative reality inversion, didn't it?
MAN: Yes, it did, a bit.

*They turn their attention back to each other

Negative Reality Inversion by DecoyDucky May 4, 2010

negative creep 

An underrated song by Nirvana found on their first album, "Bleach".

"Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more..."

negative creep by Miles Ellis February 24, 2005

negative skillz 

A response to when a person commits a misdeed by mishap, poor judgment, or deception.

guy 1: "He got his girlfriend pregnant."
guy 2: "What happened? Did the condom break?"
guy 1: "No, he didn't wear one."
guy 2: "Negative skillz!"

friend 1: "I can't believe he flaked out on us again!"
friend 2: "Negative skillz!"

negative skillz by notkasuo June 18, 2008

Negative Camber 

JDM Hellaflush wheel alignment, makes your car look like a hovercraft and handle like complete shit.

"Yo bro peep my hellaflush stance on the civic"
"You fucking idiot, thats too much negative camber"

Negative Camber by the gster09 July 30, 2013