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Needlestick 

This is what happens when a phlebotomist or nurse is being careless, or the patient is flailing their arms around. This is when your needle being used for a blood-draw sticks you and gives you whatever disease your patient has.
Phlebotomist: "That damn mental patient tried to attack me and ended up giving me a needlestick. Now I have AIDS."
Needlestick by Adieu February 27, 2011
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Neededespar 

Retard on Xbox called munna_92 go abuse him and his slag of a mum and sister wastemen eeeee
Gunna shags him mum on the neededespar while his sister pegs him like the little bitch he is
Neededespar by Jimmysaville4yamarj January 11, 2022

needlestreimer 

A man who prefers to stroke long, skinny penises is referred to as a needlestreimer.
John is a fucking needlestreimer. He just loves to stroke my boyfriend's long, skinny cock.
needlestreimer by Jackerzzz May 28, 2019
A white trash way to say “No” in 609 area code
“Bro, we got stuck out in deep ass rut out near power lines. Can you come pull me out?”

“Neeeest dude, busy watching roadhouse”
neeeest by NJBoatman22 December 5, 2022

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026