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Needlestick 

This is what happens when a phlebotomist or nurse is being careless, or the patient is flailing their arms around. This is when your needle being used for a blood-draw sticks you and gives you whatever disease your patient has.
Phlebotomist: "That damn mental patient tried to attack me and ended up giving me a needlestick. Now I have AIDS."
Needlestick by Adieu February 27, 2011

Neededespar 

Retard on Xbox called munna_92 go abuse him and his slag of a mum and sister wastemen eeeee
Gunna shags him mum on the neededespar while his sister pegs him like the little bitch he is
Neededespar by Jimmysaville4yamarj January 11, 2022

needlestreimer 

A man who prefers to stroke long, skinny penises is referred to as a needlestreimer.
John is a fucking needlestreimer. He just loves to stroke my boyfriend's long, skinny cock.
needlestreimer by Jackerzzz May 28, 2019
A white trash way to say “No” in 609 area code
“Bro, we got stuck out in deep ass rut out near power lines. Can you come pull me out?”

“Neeeest dude, busy watching roadhouse”
neeeest by NJBoatman22 December 5, 2022
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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