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neckbeard feminism 

The stupid misconceived idea of feminism that neckbeards have. It's based on a combination of petulant neckbeard imagination and crazy fringe stuff found in the most obscure corners of tumblr and twitter written by angry femcels who are pretty much female neckbeards and don't represent what feminism actually is. The kind of stuff that no one would see unless they are a basement dweller who spends way too much time on the internet and lacks the real-life experience to see that it's so crazy most people wouldn't even think of it.

In a nutshell, it's the idea that feminism is about female supremacy, is pro-misandry, doesn't concern itself with issues affecting men, tells women they have to be promiscuous (rather than saying they shouldn't be shamed for doing it if they want to), is anti-family, and is ultimately to blame for the existence of incels.

According to neckbeards, the sane, commonly-understood version of feminism is just a lie to further a female supremacist movement.
Neckbeard: Feminists are all about female supremacy! They don't care about issues affecting men!

Sane person: That's neckbeard feminism. Feminists care about male issues, you just cry about how they hate men when they point out ways men mistreat one another because of harmful ideas of masculinity.
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Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you
giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004

disney money 

The changing in the value of money after entering Walt Disney World.
Husband...."I just spent over three hundred dollars to get my family and me into Walt Disney World. And, now they want me to pay fifteen dollars for a pen with Mickey on it? It took three hours to earn that much money."
Wife......."Stop being a tight wad. You're not spending real world money. You're spending Disney money."
disney money by Big CU December 27, 2007