neck no self

The act of slapping ones neck after an act of stupidity.

Person 1: "Africa is a country, right?"
Person 2: "That is a neck no self."

by momophen May 30, 2014

Neck your self

Go give your self a neck massage

Billy bob: hey bob billy can i please have a neck massage?
Bob billy: no billy bob how about you go and neck your self?!

by Habeebadaboobadee July 08, 2016