2 definitions by BajingoFett

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The inability to use one's arms. A modified combination of "arm" or "arms" and "crippled."
Are you arkled? Pick that up?

When he tried to swing the bat, it was as if he was arkled, and his arms would not respond.
by BajingoFett February 07, 2006
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A combination of "nose" and "deaf," neaf refers to the inability to smell.
How can you not smell that? Are you neaf?

His BO was neafening.

She was completely neafened by the stench.
by BajingoFett February 07, 2006
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