Definitions by BajingoFett

neaf 

A combination of "nose" and "deaf," neaf refers to the inability to smell.

How can you not smell that? Are you neaf?

His BO was neafening.

She was completely neafened by the stench.

neaf by BajingoFett February 8, 2006

Arkled 

The inability to use one's arms. A modified combination of "arm" or "arms" and "crippled."

Are you arkled? Pick that up?

When he tried to swing the bat, it was as if he was arkled, and his arms would not respond.

Arkled by BajingoFett February 8, 2006