A term characterizing the washed-out palette of industrial gray that drains the Cincinnati landscape of contrast during winter. Even the air feels heavier, saturated with a stillness that makes time move slower. It’s the kind of sky that turns commutes bleak, afternoons sluggish, and moods noticeably dim—an unrelenting reminder that Cincinnati’s winters excel at being unremarkably gloomy.

Buffalo and Cleveland have lake-effect. Cincinnati has the 'Natus Gray

Natus Gray by Raplapla_Ananas December 2, 2025

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Fatus natus

Newly discovered taxanomic group denoting an organism like no other. Common names include "FatNat" or "FattyNatty". This gentle but giant creature tends to dwell in dark confined spaces in loft conversions with frequent ventures into daylight hours in an attempt to scavange scraps from "the treat shelf".

This extrodinary species can be distinctly identified with the cunning camoflauge technique of a birghtly coloured string like band around the waist for a inconspicious image. If you happen to come into contact with one of these rare and touching creatures do not judge too quickly as this is a big creature with a big heart.

"Eat breakfast like a Fatus natus, Lunch like a Fatus natus and dinner like a Fatus natus."

Fatus natus: "Health food makes me sick. Is 375g enough for one portion?."

"Its important to search for treats on a full stomach. I will need to energy to see my through."

"Money can't buy you love. But Mcdonalds can."

Scales: 23.4 stone. I am officially a Fatus natus.

Fatus natus by Food1 May 22, 2010

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Natasha Romanoff

The original avenger that deserved better. Isn’t treated fairly by marvel. Can be described as a bitch but she’s the glue that holds the team together. Fuck marvel for this man.

person: “omg natasha romanoff deserved better”

person 2: mhm u right sis

Natasha Romanoff by quenchbucks May 14, 2019

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