Police slang for a
naked male reported to be wandering about in public. A typical "Nature
Boy" is often found to be amusingly oblivious to his state of dress and will even attempt to befriend law enforcement officers sent to retrieve and or cover him up.
Cop
1: Hey there buddy we need to have a talk with you.
Naked
Man: Who me?
Cop 2:
Yes, you. Look like you forgot a few things before you left the house today. You have any ID?
Naked
Man: Yeah dudes , can't seem to find my wallet? (starts rummaging through make believe pants pockets)
Cop 1: (amused) It appears to be chilly today. How about we get you something warmer to wear?
Cop 2: Here (hands naked
man some running pants), These should cover your... um... That thing there.
Naked
Man: My Penis
Cop 1: Your what?
Naked
Man: (louder) Penis!!
Cop 1: Didn't quite catch that, what?
Naked
Man: (louder) Penis!!!
Cop 2: (desperately trying not to laugh) Could you repeat that?
Naked
Man: My Penis! I said Penis!! Penis!!! (starts spelling it out) P-E-N-I... (catches joke) Ohhh... Dudes!?
All: Laughing.
Cop 2: Look buddy, we need you sign some paperwork, you mind coming with us for a bit.
Naked
man: (putting running pants on) Well OK. You guys are alright- You anything to eat?
Cop 1: (to Cop 2) Take Nature
boy to the car. I'll get him some Granola