Verb;
Whilst being fellated, the urethra is shoved rudely, upon the denouement, into the nostril of the fellator and ejaculated into.
"You get lucky with that drunk girl from the bar last night?"
"Sort of? She was blowing me down in the parking lot, but her head game was straight garbage. So, I stuck the tip in her nose and gave that goofy bitch a nasty afrin when I finally nutted."
"You should be in jail for coming up with that shit..."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.