Narrating My Life

Which is good for me because...

Hym "If you narrating my life doesn't include the sentence 'And then we all stopped doing it gave him the credit he deserved and paid him.' It IS GOING TO INCLUDE the sentence 'And then he stabbed a kid to death in a gas station.' You fucking trash-clowns."

Narrating My Life by Hym Iam July 14, 2025

Narting 

Where a player on an online game kills another unfairly by camping. Usually a n00b. Also, these guys are considered general wankers.

Man, some foetus just narted me.

Narting by Alex Baxter January 14, 2005

Narrative 

The inability to conceive of a happy ending.

Sometimes I think that the whole reason I met him was to discover that his wife was studying Counseling Psychology, if indeed that is the name of something a person might actually learn, with the great-grand-niece of Frida Kahlo. In the narrative of desire, perhaps what matters is not intimacy but it's counterpart: a new thought. In this sense, the lover is a necessary force, but rarely it's limit. I said: "Maybe this is the reason we met." Thinking of the yellow table, the third eye, the monkey in her arms. Dominant. I begged for an introduction, forgetting for a moment who I was. To him. For her. A cunt. Do cunts get to meet Frida Kahlo? In the flesh? Greeley, Colorado is where the slaughterhouses are. I'd like to visit that university town.

Narrative by Bhanu: A Failed Novelist January 27, 2008

Narrigating 

The act of telling one's fellow movie-goers what's happening in the movie they've already seen. One is narrating (speeking aloud) during a movie, telling fellow movie goers what's happening, or the direction (navigating) - put both words together and you have one of the most annoying behaviors known to the thinking man: narrigating!

Yo, stop friggin' narrigating , man! I'm tryin' to watch this shit, you loquacious mother fucker!!

Narrigating by Goldie-Pie June 9, 2016

Narrowing the scope 

This phenomenon occurs when someone attempts to eliminate options. A person would do this because it’s helpful for trying to make a guess or help make a critical decision.

Jason gives a riddle to Robert that has 8 possible correct answers. Robert receives a hint from Jason. From this hint, Robert can now safely eliminate 4 options out of the 8. Therefore, Robert is narrowing the scope

Narrowing the scope by Jay Scheme March 23, 2020

narrative hyperbole 

Narrative hyperbole is when the narrator of a comic book says one thing while the action drawn on the pages clearly show something else. Sometimes, in the case of speech hyperbole, it is a character who says one thing, while the pages show differently. This does not mean the narrator or the character is always wrong. It only means that in the case of such conflict, the actual scenes overrule the narrator or character text.

An example of this would be the Ten-Eyed Man, who Batman and the narrator called "the most dangerous man alive", and who was actually a very lame and low-powered character.

narrative hyperbole by Unknow Man March 24, 2005

False Narratives 

Some things that some people make up about some certain people or some certain things just because they love them or hate them. However, they can only be False Narratives if what they love aren't as good as they make them out to be and if what they hate aren't as bad as they make them out to be. On the other hand, there are some times when what they do love are really as good as they make them out to be and what they hate are really as bad as they make them out to be.

Some people compare the President to Adolf Hitler, no matter who it is and some people say some certain things are the greatest thing since sliced bread, they are clearly both False Narratives since even if said President is bad, they still wouldn't be as bad as Adolf Hitler was and in reality, no one really knows for sure what the greatest thing since sliced bread is.

False Narratives by PhoenixGamer34 January 23, 2021